10 Signs You Are Addicted to ParaTV

By: Sam Little

With the newest trend in paranormal research being the very popular shows on TV dealing with the subject I thought this list would be a funny way to show appreciation on the matter, enjoy and if you have your own list please send it to DravenstarPRT

1. You spend your trust fund on E-bay to buy Jay and Grant autographs.
2. You once kidnaped your friend's dog and blamed it on aliens. The next night you returned as an X-files agent and claimed to have heroically rescued the animal.
3. You call up the local car dealership and offer the people who starred in the last commercial a night in the local haunted house. You film the night and call it "Would be Celebrity Paranormal Project"
4. All of your home videos are filmed in night vision
5. You hire a psychic to investigate claims of jay walking outside your apartment
6. You insist that Unsolved Mysteries do an hour segment on your missing gym sock
7. Your black Chevy Astrovan has TAPS written on the side in white spray paint
8. Your computer wall paper is Jennifer Love Hewitt
9. You downloaded Sci-Fi investigates to see the falling bigfoot video over and over again
10. You actually like Derek Acorah